Fin's loss is Mar's gain!

Following is an (edited) version of a chat log between me and my classmate Vikash...

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Vikash: waise ab maine decide kar liya hai. I'll major in Marketing

me: KYAA?

KYAAAAA?

KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?

KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?

Vikash: bas

bassss

bassssssssssssss

me: yeh sunne se pehle mera GTalk crash kyon nahi ho gaya!
Vikash : Naseeb ko kaun badal sakta hai. My expectations from cost accounting are going loyyyyyyyer. Is it not? I have started appreciating that typically Marketing is what I am made for.
me: Kya yeh tera aakhri faisla hai?
Vikash : Haan
me : par tu toh hamesha finance finance..
Vikask : kehta tha. Par jab utne hi paise, aur dher sa aaraam, jab mujhe Marketing mein mile. Tab koi woh kyon le, yeh na le
me: Maan gaye..
Vikash : Kisey?
me: Aap ki paarkhi nazar, aur marketing ka asar. Donon ko!

Update: Vikash got placed in Wipro (Corporate Finance)